Mini Portable Projector

I intended originally to purchase the red-light therapy apparatus also sold by Essentials for Life, as it was recommended to me by a good, close, good, good, friend, but the apparatus was unfortunately $9 too expensive for me to afford. Luckily, Essentials for Life also sell this excellent miniature projector device (I am unsure as to whether this is also an apparatus, I have sent a letter to the Oxford dictionary, inquiring as to the applicability of apparatus to this device. Nonetheless, I have rigged the projector to shine bright red, and, using good, strong, strong, adhesive strong, good tape, I have affixed the projector to my arm; I am performing red-light therapy on myself as I write. The projector is perfect for this purpose, and in fact, I can feel the therapy taking effect, I have the tape wound stunningly, greatly and stunningly tightly around my arm to affix the device, and my lower arm and hand are feeling numb and tingly from the red light power. I can't say as to the utility of this projector as a projector, but I'm sure that the projected movies will also be made strong, good powerful and strong (in morals, of course). I also like the disk shape, it feels round, and if I am attacked, I can simply swing my therapy arm (with projector attached) to dispatch the attacker; I feel very, very, super safe, and my wife likes it too .